ASEMBLE #8: [Redacted] and Drunk Science
2012
Well Zbot and I just came into work the morning of this recording and guess what we saw? Aperture Science employees laying all around and next to every one of them was a glass of strange colored liquids. We analyzed them and found that there were 3 types of liquids: two were similar in molecular structure while other one set one of my sleeves on fire. All three contained alcohol. Then we both noticed we got a message from [Redacted] that contained information on another Aperture Science/ VALVE co-creation (A.K.A. 2nd DLC). Luckily though, only one employee was harmed: me. These burns really hurt. We also recently discovered a letter from GLaDOS in the future that was sent to a weird mythical unicorn/ pegasus deity named Princess Celestia. After seeing this we sent those few scientists who were not drunk as skunks to start studying the wierd attraction ponies have on men that have gone through and past puberty. We also told them to find out how a pony can obtain god-like powers. Seriously, how is that possible?! And lastly, before Zbot and I go for another race, we would like to inform you that we have discovered several more forms of Aperture artwork and that Darth Vader stole Aperture’s idea for a Death Star. Alright Zbot, bring it on!
Links:
Atlas Painting | Wheatley Death Star | Space Core Plushie | Portal 2 In Real Life | Portal 2 Cocktail Recipies | Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade | Chell’s Springheels | GLaDOS Writes to Celestia
Map Review: Gelocity
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