ASEMBLE #2: Don’t Make Lemon-ade
2011
Cave Johnson here. It seems like after releasing our first ASEMBLE episode that some people seem to think that this is nothing but a big publicity stunt. Maybe we haven’t been using enough initiative. So here’s the deal; our hosts use something called a “Steam group” as their main place of operations and they said they need more people to start using their newest idea, so if you guys can increase their members to 500, they will do whatever they are planning to do. In the meantime, listen to them talk about things like computer motion-control, music, zombies, and futile attempts to recreate our portal technology. They also said they are bringing a “Comedian” in to help brighten their conversations, though I heard he does the exact opposite. Anyways, go grab some refreshments and watch the show, as long as it isn’t lemonade. I hate lemons. THEY CAN ALL GO FU…!!!
Links:
Razer Hydra | Portal 2 Soundtrack | Exile Vilify Music Video Contest | Suicide Blitz 2 – Entire Campaign | Suicide Blitz 2 – Just Portal 2 Easter Egg | Lemon-ades |
Buy-able Portal Gun | ASEMBLE Twitter
Map Review: Discovery
Player(s) of the week: Comedian
