Posts Tagged ‘GLaDOS’
At last, after months and months of waiting, the Perpetual Testing Initiative is now out for available throughout the multiverse. That and Zbot and I are now free from the menial thing called “High School”.We work for Aperture, the best scientific company ever made, yet we still have to do attend school. Oh wait, I’m [...]
Finally, a blog post that brings good news. Usually when I commit to writing upon this blog I am forced to be the bearer of bad news, bring the announcement that another delay or other misfortune has occurred. Or it’s something we missed. Fortunately, it is not the case today. I am here to show you [...]
Well everyone, after months upon months of waiting, we finally know what Cave Johnson was planning for his little test chamber experiment thing, or what we know as, the “2nd DLC”. Genius, it is, having Apertures from other universes making test chambers for us and we “stealing” them. And the name is interesting too, Perpetual [...]
An interesting time warp happened last week, in case anyone IS actually reading these reviews. Even if you aren’t, which is kind of impossible, considering you are at least glancing at these words right now, it’s fun writing these things and I’m happy to bring my experiences from every wing of Aperture into light. But, [...]
After barricading ourselves in our recording studio while trying to avoid the mob of pony fans (A.K.A.bronies), we came across another set of mysterious documents. To our horror, they told of one of Aperture’s past plans to improve business. The first being on the list, brace yourselves, was getting rid of all portal technology. Shocked [...]
As with most tests, I entered the map in a lift, leaving it into a shaft with videos of Aperture products. Nothing new, nothing original… ooh, a fancy door… Oh, OWW! I should have been given sunglasses…! This chamber is blinding, and quite honestly that is the only thing I can think about when I [...]
As a general rule of thumb, don’t ever do science unless you are sure you have the right equipment. If you don’t have the right equipment it’s a safety hazard, and that’s where you get all of those repetitive punny safety posters in high school labs. [Handle test tubes like a gun, they might go [...]
Work, work, work. It seems that’s all we’ve been doing these past weeks. However, just because it’s work, doesn’t mean it’s fun. Zbot and I are happy to announce that one of our personality cores has landed itself in another universe, a universe in which dragons rule and houses are not made of certifiably safe, [...]
The Lift dropped me off in one of the unfixed Test chambers. The test chamber seems a little too quiet. It looks like the speakers are out. It seems that that isn’t the only thing working. The number screen at the start of each test reads 00. Sometimes I wonder if GLaDOS seals me in [...]
///:defunct{++2 … ////////LOADING//////// ////startvisualfeed(camera1,fov = 90 ////LOADING… 29%.. ////LOADING… 68%.. ////LOADING… 99%.. ////LOADING… 99%.. ////LOADED! CONTINUE=YES//////// ~~ ///BEGIN We arrived on separate platforms, separated by glass and space. Which was weird, as we hadn’t been separated since the first calibration… What was GLaDOS doing? She started spouting off all the ways humans could die, but [...]
